Humorous Errors

Just to name a few humorous errors we have come across recently:

"palabras SANGRADAS" (BLOODY words) instead of "palabras SAGRADAS" (SACRED words)

"sopa de CABEZAS" (HEAD soup) instead of "sopa de CALABAZA" (PUMPKIN soup)

"MANGOS largas" (long BREASTS) instead of "MANGAS largas" (long SLEEVES)

“donde esta mi PENE?” (where is my PENIS) instead of “donde esta mi PEINE” (where is my comb)

"mi hijo MEJOR" (my BEST son) instead of "mi hijo MAYOR" (my OLDEST son)

We are having fun learning Spanish. We keep trying to laugh at ourselves as we travel along this journey.